Porn Mash-Up

I'm the boring guy next to you in the office. I'm the soccer mom who picks her kids up from school wearing a low-cut shirt and no bra. I'm the uptight librarian who looks like she's never been laid. I'm the ripped stud who wears a thong to the beach. I'm the sullen looking college girl who could be smoking hot if I just put in a little effort. I'm your 12-year-old son who's been spending a lot of time locked in his room lately. I'm the harmless, middle-age mayor of your town. I'm the nicest little old lady you've ever met. I'm a sexual freak who behind closed doors does things you couldn't believe, and I am everybody. You are not alone.

(For those of a more literal bent, I'm a guy in my 30s who likes anything and everything. Welcome to my fantasies).

These are the things I like, but for one reason or another do not belong on my blog.


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